Are you hard?
Not like that, though.
No no no. I mean, are you hard?
Come on now, there’s no shame in it. No, I won’t ask you to stand up.
Here’s a place that can cater to the needs of those millions of people worldwide who suffer from excessive hardness.
Does EXACTLY what it says on the sign.
Hard-off’s can be found throughout Japan, such is the, ahem, huge demand. The buildings themselves are often very, ahem, large and have a lot of sections.
There’s all kinds of delights to be had. Although this particular section was a little too…esoteric for my tastes.
I would go on, but that would be NSFW.